One thing you SHOULDN'T go on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on about...


are your nails.


Because it's not just a turn-off, but also a non-turn-on. Explaining so much in detail, how you polish and paint and scrub and wax and vacuum your nails ain't gonna qualify for a proper blog entry, so pleaassseeeee girlsss, you CAN blog about it once in awhile, but please don't go on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on about it for TEN alternating entries.





I mean, blogging your memories on how you strived to achieve your titik peluh nail decoration success doesn't have to be s0o00o0o0o0o0o00o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o elaborate until you have to explain how you assemble the formation of beads and sequins and buttons and diamonds on your nails.





And then showing your skills of successfully holding objects with your long nails... Is just worst. Or even saying "see! it even matches with my phone!"





Remember girls. Once in awhile.





And then ar, grow your nails so long, then decorate so nicely and grand until it be comes so delicate, that you can't even take a picture properly.



Taking a picture, or breaking a camera.

And the most unique line I've heard in my life of any-significant-nail-polishing-knowledge.




"The most nail-matching outfit ever."


By Gods. What have we turned into. Matching clothes to NAILS. Piaaaangggg Ehhhhh I cannot stand it already laaa if you wanna brag about something, brag la about how you zh'ng your iPhone or something.





Show how you can turn some boring theme into something lively and vibrant!





Default theme.





Deep rose.





Blueprint Blue.





Dark Metallic Gold.





Children's Yellow.


See!!! This is the kind of thing you should brag about! So interesting and refreshing.

Interesting and refreshing.

Interesting and.

Interesting....

Hmm...

Did I just see a... okok let's have a another look at what we saw...





OMGWTFPINEAPPLETARTSBBQ!!! It's the iPhone!!! OMG OMG!! and it's finally unlocked!!! OMG!!! This IS SOOOo0o0o ok let's have another good look at it.





o...

m...

g...


it are actually 2 iPhones. under the same roof.


I think i'm gonna faint.

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