on Saturday, September 30, 2006
at 2:11 AM


she looks the same in her pictures,

as she was, the last time i saw her,

those same eyes,

that same face in front of the camera,

the lovely meaning in her expression.


but it's all gone now,

how long has it been since it happened,

i just wish it would all turn back,

to how it was,

to where it was,

to why it was.


To the way I preferred it to be.




Split-second dilemma.






car essentials

on Thursday, September 28, 2006
at 8:54 PM


You know...

Friends are symbolized by so many things in this world... Plants... Animals...

And spending enough time listening to 1-hour Progressive Trance Music in your car would definitely make you realize lotsa cool stuff.

So I would like to dedicate this post to all my friends who have efficiently and effectively brought me up and and out of my shell after all these years. xD



There are the friends who are there for you, when all else fails(no radio station reception - use FM transmitter (Y) ) , and you have no one else to go to(tak bawa mp3 player, cd folder). They are the ones who entertain you(Trance Music bagus) when you're bored or feeling down(stuck in a jam), the ones who bring joy to your life and brightens your day.

"To all my FM Transmitters, thank you for being there for me."

And there are those who you go to when you're all worked up(hari yang panas terik) to relieve yourself from the worries and stress(pasang full blast). But don't worry, These are one of the true friends you have, who will always be reliable and trustworthy in calming you down and cooling you off from your fears and tension.

"To all my Air-conditioners, thank you for all your support."

And for the buddies who keep you steady when you're unstable(balancing on a gradient road), they will always be right beside you(WA LITERALLY MAN) when you need them. Although they DO sometimes put you off track(drifting!), but in the end, you'll soon be back on the road.

"To all my Handbrakes, thank you for keeping me steady."

How bout for those who tell you about your actions and pass you some advice(revving to high - waste petrol), tell you about your mistakes and give you feedback(speeding), tell you about your achievements and praise you(one full tank taking you 300 over km - fuel economy!). These individuals are truly one of the fundamental causes for your corrected behaviour and proper upbringing.

"To all my Dashboards, thank you for your care and keprihatinan."



There are also the important people who think for you when you're confused or panicked(drop gear), who help you control your life through different obstacles and conflicts(reverse gear, drive gear) and who also keep you steady when you're sliding down(park gear - on a hill).

"To all my Automatic Gearboxes, thank you for all your help and assistance."


The ones who keep you safe from all the danger out there(robbers who flick your coinboxes and radios), the ones who keep your group of friends together, the ones who are transparent in personality to you.

"To all my Door Locks, thank you for your care and generosity."

And for those who fire you up when you're feeling dead, who open up themselves for you to go to them for consultation(open door, sit inside) and offer you help and services.

"To all my Car Keys, thank you for letting me be your friend."

Apart from that, there are the ones who tell you what's happening behind your back(WA AGAIN LITERALLY MAN), for any backstabbers, who inform you of all apart from in front of your eyes, so you would not hurt anyone by your actions(changing lane, not banging any others?).

"To all my Sideview Mirrors, thank you for the correspondence."

And lastly, the soulmates who bring me news from the world, the friends who cover me with laughter(love the Gotcha's by Hitz.fm), and the pals who keep me awake when i'm stuck in life(Feng Tau music during traffic jam).

"To all my Radios, thank you for your happening stuff and liveliness."

Not To Forget...


"To all my Window Wipers, who keep me clear of what's happening in front of me and around me, when I am feeling blurry and unwell, thank you for everything."

"To all my Hydraulic Brakes, who slow me down when i'm too hasty in life and keep me from excessive danger out in the world, thank you for the support."

"And to all my...uhh.. Boots? who keep my secrets as secrets and store my memories for me to reminisce when i'm aging, forgetting my past. thank you for yourselves."



To all my friends, you know who you are, (if you don't, SCREW YOU),

Forgive me for all my mistakes,

And from the bottom of my heart,

An honest appreciation, from me to you.

Terima Kasih.

______________________________________________

Okay time to stop emo-ing,

next we have...

Food Craving at 1.30 am!

Drove to 7-eleven behind my house,

Grabbed some snacks,


(the prices at 7 eleven are enough to put you back in the car and drive back)

(but the craving was too strong!! NO!!)

No i didn't buy Ruffles...

But Twisties Instead!

Paid, got out, and saw...

Sexy White Gen-2!!

Ish, sangat berGaya Mutu Keunggulan lar.

(might consider this as another Symbolic true friend)

2nd time i've been out at 2am to 7-eleven. There better not be anymore.

BAD FOR HEALTH!

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Yesterday,

Wayne of MUFY, Sunway, was checking out

some girl at the cafeteria,

"Check out the chique's skirt weih"

"Frickin Short!"

And guess who it is...

.

.

.

.

.

My classmate!

Sorry ar Hui Yun.

It's for Wayne.

AT LEAST I DIDNT LIKE PICTURE OF YOUR 'SHORT' SKIRT RIGHT.







what do you think?







on Wednesday, September 27, 2006
at 12:44 AM


"Till You Meet The Right One, Jon."


- Mich P.






walking contradiction

on Tuesday, September 26, 2006
at 12:20 AM


she Brightens my day, simultaneously Darkening it.

she gives me Hope, at the same time taking it Away from me.

she Opens my eyes, while Shutting them for worse.

why is she not aware, when i am?


I'm a walking Contradiction.










what do you think?






Lesser-Brained

on Friday, September 22, 2006
at 7:54 PM


All the time you try to figure out what will go wrong and what could not have been perfect for you all the while, considering the absence of external influences affecting the situation.

Many times you wonder what went wrong or what you didn't do to make things go wrong, since you were unaware of the possibilities that nothing can go wrong if you had done something right.

Sometimes you think what is wrong and why it's not right, wholly maybe because you didn't perform well enough for any of it to be good, relating to the facts of action causing reaction.

And none of the time, everything is not what it seems.



ok lah i'm bored. just some lousy nonsense you shouldn't know.


what you should know, is that i enable my post title!


before enabling post title:

during enabling post title:


after enabling post title:

yay!









what do you think?






Life on Shuffle

on Wednesday, September 20, 2006
at 10:06 PM


Pernyataan Masalah: Mengalami perasaan rawak dan bosan
Inferens: Lakukan perkara yang tidak membosankan
Kesimpulan: Life on Shuffle!





Credits to www.glassheartcheez.blogspot.com,
another random game of...





Life on Shuffle!





The game is simple, just.. answer some random questions with the titles of songs played from your music player, on shuffle!
(no cheating!)




Here goes...


Describe yourself.
Put Your Head on My Shoulder - (wtf!?)


How has the past 17 years been for you?
Mistakes We Knew We Were Making - (was i wrong?)


What's going on in your mind lately?
Two Worlds - (Wa Phil Colins really knows what's going through my head yo)


What has been a great influence to you?
Let Me Love You - (is that a statement? argh! this is so random!)


I am currently...
To The Moon and Back - (i am totally out of this world, dude.)


I want someone who is...
Scrotum - (OMG COME ONLARR this some prank call by Stephen Lynch, what's it doing in my darn library)


I can't stand people who are...
Bu De Bu Ai - (sorry i'm a xiang jiao ren, can you like tell me what it means)


What is better to do than to blog now?
The Last Song Ever - (no it's not the last song... i've got so many more questions coming)

My blog is all about...
Have You Ever Really Loved a Woman - (oh really..)


10 years from now, I might be...
Six Days - (I think it's my damn playlist la.)


Shuffling is...
Lifesong - (Yeah baby, it's the song for life!)


Foosball is...
Shut up - (WAHAHA and glassheartcheez's answer for this one was "Silence". The tension of blocking a snake.)


I LOVE...
Restless - (only when i'm waiting in some long-ass queue in the immigration waiting for my damn passport, listening to the irritating cries of a baby, heart skipping a beat after every sounding of the number-calling device thingie - TIGA.. TIGA.. TUJUH.. DUA. KAUNTER... EMPAT.)


What's your best pick-up line?
Fourth Joyride - (what, you think this is seriously PICK-UP ar.)


Where did you put my wallet?
Run - (Snow Patrol thinks someone stole my wallet, so i should run before he has a second thought to come back and stab me)


What do you do when you see your ex pass by?
Push - (that ain't being a little ethical, innit?)


IF I could turn back time, I would...
Surreal Life - (yes, it WOULD be surreal.)


When you're at the movies, and the couple behind you is making obscene noises, you turn around and say...
Happy Birthday Song - (i'm like really wanting to cheat here... bloody Arrogant Worms... This Jon lar, send me this song)


What are ure preferences on girls?
Best Friends Song - (does that mean i'm really fated not to find that perfect someone...)


Your favourite food at 12 midnight.
Hips Don't Lie - (WHAT, CHICKEN HIPS NOW AR.)


What did the beggar do to the rich white man who didn't spare him some change?
Friends are Friends Forever - (Must be a really forgiving beggar)


For the people out there who read this, I'd like to say...
Spongbob - (Aiya i give up lar, i don't know where the hell i get these stupid random soundclips... you know like that PaiKai Banggali one, "KANENAH BO CHIBAI")


Describe your college life.
Everywhere - (Going to class here and there, canteen for lunch, student's centre for some foosing, musa for more foosing...)


If you could only say one last word to your loved one, what would it be?
Kau Ilhamku - (Oh finally, something that makes sense)


What would you want for your next birthday present?
Beep - (wow, that's... thoughtful...thx for the present....?)


I totally dislike...
Collapsed - (Yea, i don't like being emo)


Accountancy is...
Fluke - (ah memang pun.)


If a fight between you and your best friend was voice-recorded, what's one word to describe it?
Let Me Go - (is it finally the time?
)


Favourite slogan to be printed on your personal cap.
Everytime We Touch - (WAHLAO all the girls will slap me man)


I am going to...
C is for Cookie - (omg... back to random de mandom - it's some sesame street soundclip. WHERE THE HECK DO MY BROTHERS GET THESE. coz i didn't download it.)


What's in it for me if I go for Seri Saujana's Prom?
Holy, holy, holy - (hmm.. it's a worship song, so....)


After you've played a game of football in the mud, you yell to your opponents...
Eleanor - (YEA THAT'S RIGHT. YOU BLARDY ELEANOR PEOPLE. GO AND ELEANOR YOURSELF!)


You pay your tax to...
We Dreamed in Heist - (heist: 1. [n] robbery at gunpoint. - so... we pay tax to... mimpi tentang robbery at gunpoint.. hmm... brilliant.)


If your life was written in a book, the title of the book would be...
Children 2000 - (WOI think what, i'm some vision 3000 generation ar. - Robert Miles techno remix)


Describe your iTunes playlist.
Chasing Cars - (Exactly. Chasing cars is random. Totally RANDOM.)


My home is my favourite place because it gives me...
Ballanation - (this is by DJ Dean, and there is no definition of 'Ballanation' in
www.hyperdictionary.com and www.dictionary.com - but it sounds cool! My home gives me BALLANATION!)


Hole Punchers & Rings, or Staplers and Duct Tape for project reports?
Meant To Live - (???)


Diet Coke is bad for health because...
No Such Thing - (WAHAHA. okay then, diet cokes are (Y) for health. )


Another pick-up line at the college canteen.
Eternity - ( "Hey there, you wanna go for some claypot eternity rice at Medan?" )


What's your opinion on PDA(public direct affection)?
Huo Tian Cuo - (wtf... i still don't know what Michelle is explaining to me... Flower...Sawah Padi... THEN WHAT'S CUO?!)


If someone you've been longing to talk to, brushes you off when you call him/her, what goes through your mind?
Wax Junkie - (wa, that bad a punishment meh...)


Why are you not studying now?
Tsubasa Wa Pleasure Line - (Pleasure?! WTF pleasure I'm not WANKING LAR.)


Anti-bacterial Alcohol Hand Gel is good for Foosball because it provides...
The Graduation Song - (i think that means i've graduated from foosball, and that means i have stopped foosball, and that means I WILL NOT PLAY FOOSBALL ANYMORE.)


When you break down after a whole day of insults, you just feel like...

Half Alive - (Secondhand Serenade never let's me down with pick-up lines!)




How bout YOUR life on shuffle?












on Monday, September 18, 2006
at 11:56 PM









__________________________________

Due to demanding requests, www.jonming.blogspot.com's skin has been reverted back to it's original layout.


Sorry for any inconveniences.
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Sorry for the delay - been partying all weekend since my progress test - foosing, sleeping and... foosing. Oh, did i mention catching up on my sleep?

My weekend had engulfed itself in enormous levels of hype during the outings over the weekend. Not to mention the load of complexity among the symbolic thoughts which arise from the power of imaginative processing within the neurons in the human brain.

My dreams.

Will I ever quit these pejorative habits, standing in front of a table grasping the mounted handles on the table rods, fiddling with a 3cm-diameter ball for hours.

Will I ever escape this fatigue, so seemingly emaciating the determination and commitment to achieve Mrs. Kiran's 100 percent passes, everytime i reach my bedroom, glancing at the bed which calls my name.

Will I ever stop having these feelings of compunction, the initiatives of "if i could only" and the fundamental regrets of omitting the important decisions in life.

Will I ever.


Sometimes I just feel like i want to...

I want to turn back time and...

Cover myself in a blanket...

Flip through my mistakes...

And correct them.


Aahh okay now i'm random again.

Time to update!

I had a brief visit to Low Yat recently, looking for what i've been longing to buy. And to my surprise, my lordddd, SO MANY OF THEM! In uptown, only one of the shoplots had sold the original set, starting with a selling price of RM120.00. The blardy woman could only give me an RM80.00 at maximum 'discount'.

Screw You Woman!

I won't buy some bloody handsfree set for eighty bucks if my life depended on it!

Oh shyte. Handsfree set. Yes, that's what i was looking for. Anyway, the building's atmosphere was so hectic, i would have downloaded Japan's mainframe if every nudge i got from a passerby had transfered 2 Kilobytes of information from Tokyo to my pc. The 'handphone' floor had so many outlets selling cheap immitation and AP handphone accessories, i was running from shop to shop, possibly hoping for the prices to drop lower than the previous one. running and running, like the amazing race.



After an hour of speculating and contemplating, while wheelchairing my grandfather around (it was my dad's birthday last sunday - went to Ah Yat Restaurant [abalone! w00tw00t], Swiss Garden Hotel for lunch, so my grandparents joined us for lunch along with the lowyat outing) I finally said to myself, "wut de heck."

And i got it!


So, relating to previous posts, you would be guessing how much i had purchased it for. Oh yea hor, so if i bought it, then the commission goes to... me! but ar, i think i spent all adi. STUPID FUSBOL tables lar. Anyway about the handsfree price...

the price is...

is...

is...

is..... ... . . . . . .

Right after these messages...

Don't go anywhere, we'll be right back, on JomiTV.

__________________________________

"Mommy mommy! I wanna eat bread!"

"Okay dear, which kind of bread would you like?"

"High 5!"

"Sure, honey,"

(Nyam nyam nyam)

"Wow, mommy! High 5 bread is so yummy,



that it's gone in a scroll of a mouse!"

"Wow, that's amazing, dear!"


Choose High 5. The healthy bread.

for more information,

please visit http://www.high5breadtown.com.my/.

(High5 Bread Town is a bloody Factory la)

(got day tours one.)
__________________________________

And now we're back with JomiTV. So what actually, is the lowest price of a motorola v3i handsfree set? Could it be RM80? Or maybe RM 75?

Aiya, okayla i'll get to the point. let's tear out the price tag.


OMG.

BEAT THAT SHIT.

Well, yea it's still expensive, but, oh well. The feeling of satisfaction.

So finally, i've completed my collection. Unless i wanna get some MotoPouch or the other RazrWire. Well i guess that's all for my gadgetry update. Since my bank figure is depreciating.

Catch yall soon yo.





__________________________________







what do you think?

__________________________________








on Thursday, September 14, 2006
at 9:41 PM


Progress Test 2 - January 2006 Intake

Paper 6 - Drafting Financial Statements
Date: 11 Sept 2006
Status: Completed
Results: N/A

Paper 8 - Implementing Audit Procedures
Date: 13 Sept 2006
Status: Completed
Results: N/A


Paper 9 - Preparing Tax Computations
Date: 14 Sept 2006
Status: Completed
Results: N/A


Paper 7 - Planning, Control & Performance Management
Date: 15 Sept 2006
Status: Not Completed

Results: N/A

Last one to go.
wish my luck yo!







on Wednesday, September 13, 2006
at 6:22 PM




Tuan-tuan dan Puan-puan,

Adalah dimaklumkan bahawa tayangan terbaru S'kali akan dibuka untuk pengskrinan awam bermula pada tarikh 14hb September 2006, iaitu hari esok. Oleh itu, janganla lepaskan peluang ini untuk mengunjungi panggung wayang berdekatan anda hari ini!




It is informed that the the new film S'kali will be open for public screening beginning on the 14th of September 2006, which is tomorrow. So don't miss this chance to visit the cinemas near you today!






Although i have not received any urging recommendations to see the movie, i am quite excited by the movie trailer.


You can watch the 71-second trailer here. (www.youtube.com)




or you can download it direct! (www.skalithemovie.com)





_____________________________



Just a short synopsis of the story.




Love Life Friendship

Can friendships survive growing up? As we mature and move on with our lives, do the ties that bind get stronger or do we drift apart as memories fade away?

Ravin, Sze Huey, Bahir, Tzao and Tehmina are five close friends who are now on the cusp of going off to university and beginning the next chapter of their lives.



Ravin is a young and idealistic filmmaker trying to come up with the definitive Malaysian movie. At the same time he finds himself falling in love with Sze, and has to deal with the reality that both their parents will not share his ideals.



Sze Huey is the quintessential modern Malaysian woman: opinionated, tough as nails and trying to make a change. For her, the pen is mightier than the sword and being with Ravin holds much promise and hope.

This young interracial couple face the prospect of having their relationship torn apart by outside forces such as their traditional parents, but slowly begin to realise that their own deeply buried prejudices may be where the true divide lies.



Bahir is an aspiring artiste attempting to break into the local music scene as something different and original. He gradually begins to develop feelings for Tehmina and despairs over her descent into alcoholism. Simultaneously, tensions arise in his relationship with his best friend Tzao as the reality of the Malaysian higher education system becomes clear.



Tzao finds himself increasingly disillusioned with a system which seems unfairly stacked against him, and the only way he feels able to vent this frustration is by taking it out on his closest friend Bahir. Witnessing the struggles of his friends as he negotiates his own, he is deeply conflicted by what he truly loves about Malaysia and the stark matters-of-fact that are driving him to leave.



For the usually cheerful and goofy Tehmina, alcohol becomes an escape route from the anger and pain she suffers as her family disintegrates. Whilst on the outside she battles to maintain a demeanour of normality, internally she is crumbling and before long the cracks begin to show.

Set against the backdrop of the ubiquitous Malaysian mamak stall, our young circle of friends face joy, confusion and conflict as they venture into the daunting world of adulthood. Will they survive love, life and friendship under the lights of KL?



dipetik daripada Production Blog
karya www.perantauanpictures.blogspot.com.

_____________________________

"From the evidence that i have gathered, I, as the audit manager auditing Fastbikes Plc, will issue an unqualified opinion on the unquestionable excitement of this movie. Apart from that, the trailers project exhilirating recommendations to watch the movie, and therefore, shows a True and Fair view on the fantastic rating of this movie."

PT2 Paper 8,

Implementing Audit Procedures.

GO TO HELL MATILAH ENGKAU.

_____________________________


So last friday, kor-kor attended the S'kali premiere at Cathay Cineplex, Cineleisure Damansara. And of course, the Lumix FZ-30 couldn't be left alone as a social outcast, stored away, collecting dirt.

So here's the premiere.










Eh wait. do you notice somthing. hmm... all the photos...
Alamak.

Lumix FZ-30! you babe hunting ar?!?!
(But who's controlling the Lumix? =.=)

The S'kali Circle of Friends.



I'm guessing these are the crew? Getting ready for some shots.







"Why... Why O Lord... am I so lucky to be in this movie..."



ALAMAK THIS BROTHER OF MINE, I TELL YOU.

So nice to have joyful smiles.

what do you think?

Check out the popcorn they're tahpao-ing.

You THROW that damn thing around can BUNUH orang lar.





Anyway, I guess that's all we have for today.

So, in concluding conclusion, I shall recommend all of you to visit the cinemas near you, today! and watch S'kali. I'm going on saturday. Perhaps in the afternoon. Anyone wanna join me?

_____________________________

For more information, please visit the following websites:

http://www.skalithemovie.com
http://perantauanpictures.blogspot.com
http://www.myspace.com/skalithemovie
http://www.friendster.com/skali








My name is Jon without a H. They call me the boy who's in the wrong academic course - I'm doing ACCA. You'll figure out the rest.

I sway in and out of basketball, rock climbing, frisbee and gym-ing as sports, but I always stick to graphic design and photography. My dream is to either start and develop an advertising and design company, or design and implement a revolutionary accounting and control system for a multi-national IT company. Sounds crazy?

Watch me!

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