These days, more and more people look up to celebrities and models for their gorgeous bodies, perfect facial features, skin tone and whatnot. I actually know some people who are extra uncomfortable and unsatisfied with their own appearances, and many atimes they had seriously considered going for plastic surgery. So that's when I came into the story, proposing my secret ingredient to having bodies, faces and hairs just like your favourite celebs. I present to you,





No, this is not a joke, I'm serious here. It only takes 2 and a half minutes to complete the transformation process. Firstly, open the camera application, take a portrait picture of yourself. Now close the camera application, and open the application called 'Real Artist'. And in less than 2 minutes, you can have drastic changes to your appearance, however you want yourself to look like.

Like in the following comparison, my dad wanted a cooler hairdo, and a bigger mouth. Here are the results.

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My brother then heard about the exhilarating news about my new transformation tool, and he wanted to give it a try. So he ordered a sharper chin, less stumpy thumbs, and generally a more joyful look.

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But to his surprise, he didn't obtain the results he desired. So while he was giving me his look of discontentment, I quickly took the opportunity to surprise him.

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Ah. what a macho look he has now.

I then approached my classmate and she seemed quite down. She told me that she was so overly emotional, that she didn't care about the world anymore and wanted to have an emo look.

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She looks reallyyy emo now. Hope she's happy with her look.

Here are some other patients I had.

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So if any of you would like to undergo a total refurbishment of your appearance for better self confidence and attractiveness, please do not hesitate to contact us at 017-REAL-ARTIST.


Trust us. It will be the change of your life.

Labels: the iPhone

Visited the Zoo, 3 sundays ago. Hehe sorry shaz and gang for the super oudated-ness. Gotta go continue studying, so please do comment on the pictures. Thanks.
























































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I'll be only too ready too say the magic word.

In time, dear. In time.

Labels: the world in photos

Hello world. I'm back from the dead. Well, actually i'm back from the land of lazy bloggers, and I intend to re-dedicate myself to the hardworking-bloggers community. So, hello world. =]

Here's more of my Egypt trip I went for, 1 234 567 890 years ago.



This is the Citadel, Mohamed Ali Mosque. It's at the top of a hill, overlooking Cairo's (a city in Egypt, in case we all forgot) scenic town. The view inside, is even more scenic.



The domes, carvings, statues, lights and the whole package amazed everyone. 9 out of 10 people who entered the mosque immediately looked upwards in awe, and said "AWE AM JEE". If I had a wider lens and a tripod, I would have been able to start selling postcards okay.



It apparently looks scorching hot in the above picture, with the 'scenic' view of the dry town and eroding ruins of building, but it was less than 20 degrees celsius there. Chee Buy.



He's not kneeling on the pole. He's doing a kawaii jump.



After lotsa picture-taking and following the tour group around, understanding and remembering less than 4% of what the tour guide said, we hopped back on the bus and some machas started to sell us some papyrus paper paintings. Not face-to-face, but from the outside.



"HEY YO, WANNA GO SMOKE A JOINT AND BUY SOME PAPYRUS?"



Now that's what I call, window-shopping.



That's part of the Nile River, if my memory serves me correctly.



We then moved on to a bazaar on the other side of town, called the Khan Khalili Bazaar. Wow. that's what I call an Arabic Bangkok man. Can find all sorts of shit there. Even this.



Like. WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!

Pyramid Vuitton ar?!







They're quite rough over there... pull you, shout at you, persuade kao-kao you... everything lah. There's one dude also... we thought he was damn cool haha.. he was holding out a tshirt, calling out to a woman walking away from him in the rapidly jostling,

"Esscuussee me miss, I hab your size!!



Saw all kinds of elements of the different cultures across the globe. But we couldn't snap fast enough.






This lane has a cafe on the left, lined with stools and coffee tables 50metres along the way. Every table had at least one shisha pipe. Dammnnn strong the flavours. Mint la, chocolate la, strawberry la... I think there was ginger also.

KknCcb.




Some unknown fellow photographers.






Okaaaayyyy. Mocks next week.

Die die die die die die die die die die die
x99999.

I'll be buck.
(like how schwarzeneggaaa says it)

Labels: holidays and whatnot