on Wednesday, November 29, 2006
at 11:24 PM
on Sunday, November 26, 2006
at 8:02 PM Bout two weeks ago i took a cab home from 1u after climbing, the driver, with luck, was a nice friendly indian dude.
what. all of sudden you've got something against indians ar. When we took a left into smdu's road, i further instructed him to take the second left from there. Now, this road, is a special road. It has special powers. Once we turned in, I then said "Turn right at the end," And he says "Hah?" So I repeat "Turn Riigghhttt at the end," And he raises his voice "Turn WHERE?! LEFR OR RIGHT?!" For the third time, "TURN RIGHT AT THE END" So he gets annoyed "AIYO I don't get you la boy," And so i say "Pusing Kanan." "OOOOOHHHHHHHH!" I think the road's special powers are called "lame-o-rizer" The moral of the story: There's a difference between Turn Right at the end. and Turn right at the end. Labels: malaysia boleh
Ying, you bitch.
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on Friday, November 24, 2006
at 12:10 AM Diversion.
(eh, you started la, no meh.) prom! prom! prom! As we all might not know, for some random reason, a bunch of us DUrians are attending Sekolah Seri Saujana's Prom Night 2006, which will also be merried by more joyful company from Sri Petaling and Sri KDU. (eh actually ar, i still don't understand why yall going.) For internal intentions and objectives, we would not like disclose reasons as to our attendance for such event, so if you would like to find out, kindly dress in formal clothing and enter the doors of Prince Hotel & Residence, Kuala Lumpur, on the 7th night of December, 2006. I don't think any of you have caught the slightest bit of relevance of all that to any possible matter. So just bare with me, i'll bring it upon notice when i'm done. MEANS I'LL POST PICTURES LAH. ish. what nonsense. so manymuch words for so littlesmall meaning. _____________ exams! _____________ Well, i've got my last week here with me. Hopefully it doesn't leave too quickly. I've got such a long way to go for Performance Management(P7) and Audit(P8). Eeyer. even the colour explains it. Red for CRITICAL HEALTH and Swampy Green for DULL. Okayla time for me to run again. 9 days left. Plus another week. And i'm done. Labels: the accounting stuff
on Sunday, November 19, 2006
at 11:23 PM Wahlao.
This Jems Bong show ar. I don't know la. He's too good adi. Or too lousy. Donola. I'll review him later. Anyway, i've got finals coming up. Paper 6 - Drafting Financial Statements 4th December 2006, 3.00pm Paper 7 - Planning, Control & Performance Management 5th December 2006, 3.00pm Paper 8 - Implementing Audit Procedures 11th December 2006, 3.00pm Paper 9 - Preparing Tax Computations 12th December 2006, 3.00pm Wish me luck. Wish Michelle also. She panik sioj. Wish the whole world of form 5's la. Catch yall soon. Labels: misc
on Wednesday, November 15, 2006
at 8:39 PM PLEAAASSEEE REMIND ME TO BRING MY CAMERA WHEN I GO CLIMBING. geez man. Well, as you can see, I rushed to 1utama straight from college but had forgotten to bring my camera along. So just to step up the ambience, let's give a square of applause for....  jomi! (actually that was taken on 31.10.06, but today, I did the same route as in the image, so just continue applausing!)
Anyways, Happy Birthday Darryl... Darlyn... Dawwyl... D1. Whatever. Hope you had fun, thanks for inviting me, and I WILL apply for membership. I don't care. I know it's impossible but I MUST. Hmm okay maybe not. NO I MUST. erm. aaahhh skru bollz la we'll see how it goes. Catch you soon, you stupid ORANGE OVERHANGING, HEELHOOKING, HANDHOLD-SITTING, CHALKING-AT-THE-TOP freak. Yun and i will be back. We promise. Labels: my healthy lifestyle
on Tuesday, November 14, 2006
at 11:51 PM
43, Jalan SS20/26, 13th November 2006 Dear you, (Haha bored of those mundane paragraphs after paragraphs of elaborations. Try new style now. Surat Tak Rasmi!) Was looking through my photos and I came across an important event, so I just wanted to archive it into my diaries. Two Sunday's ago, was grandpa's bday, and as you know, all of us are always forgetful of his age nowayears, but i'll just say he has passed eighty. Praise the Lord! It was a lovely night, Uncle Sonny had invited us to some cool Chinese SuperMudderShaoSheeBuy Expensive restaurant at Equatorial Hotel, KL, for grandpa's birthday celebration. Heck, it was so lovely, we could even request for a band in the room! So here is how it went.  Just came back from kolej sanwei.  Erm... Cousin? singing? erm. the MCA Youth dono what. President.  These guys are frickin good man. Kor kor and I just wanna be like them!  Grandpa and Uncle Sonny.  It's just lovely to know, that the world will show, How blinding the light is, The light of hope, the light of peace.  Hairpee bee dei two u, Hare-p be day too you, Happy bday to yu, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU LAR!  Mum says Kor kor looks like a President. Good Looking.
 ? IS THAT YOU ?!  yes that's me. =( (oi why so sad) (coz both my brothers have the same hairstyle!) like askar oni. keluar dari mesin. semua sama.  holy crap! all the chiques running this way! (MudderZhiBye jomi you suddenly damn YongSui LaLa Perasan now ar MuggerHigh) (I think now all the girls run away adi, show your true colour)  Well actually, Michelle just wanted me to post something on my new hair. So here it is. The wonders of Kamal's. Nasi Kandar Penang row, opposite Mosin, ttdi. Alaa. I like the first picture la. Dem. I'm self-obsessed now. Like Hwei[dash]Ming. Okayla let's have a gooooooood look at it and sleep. what do you think? Labels: rediscovering myself
on Sunday, November 12, 2006
at 9:50 AM Okaylaaaaaaaaaa sorrrieeeeee
We go out after exam okieee I got no energy to debate anymore Moreover both of us have our own problems So why don't we be good friends Anddddd and and and. uhh... good luck for your exams!
on Tuesday, November 07, 2006
at 9:21 PM Don't you know that feeling... when you visit a blog with hopes of some news and fun, but all you see is nothing. Just the same old layout and a couple of old posts waiting to be archived away. And you leave a tag to request the author for a little entertainment, "i'm jomi-blogspot-deprived!"
But sadly, i have arrived at my senses only to conclude that i shall TORTURE ALL OF YOU MORE! Now, you shall feel the unforgivable wrath of my long-winded, addle-brained, nerve-wrecking, eyelid-drooping, veins-on-the-forehead-like-in-the-anime-outpopping, lame-portraying paragraphs of unforgettable, most memorable, spectacular, marvelously set, ultimately desirable and i'm-so-crapping-myself-out moments. (Okayla actually they're just experiences i'd like to reminisce about when i'm of old age, sitting on that dust-collecting, back-tingling, body-odour-smelling, mite-eaten armchair in that little childhood-memory-reminding, down-breaking, rented out terrace house) ______________________________________ So firstly, we have rock climbing. Yesterday. It was around 12pm so Yun and I had some time to kill before the gym opened at 2pm. While we travelled through the obstacles of energy-deprived air molecules(cold air, kurang haba mah) within the compounds of 1 Utama, we searched for a suitable yet strategic outlet for us to engage in a satisfying meal, called lunch. Tiu Nya Singh i could have said that paragraph in less than 10 words. "Yun and I had lunch before we started climbing." Aiya okayla we had some foosing at Studio78, satisfacatory tables, then kept walking back and forth outside camp5 waiting for them to open. Finally, we were one of the first to sign in for the day pass and to start climbing like donkeys, from 2.30pm, all the way to 10.30pm. Met Mr. Dawwyl Sim, Our very own marathoner + rockclimber + swimmer + all-terrain-baller + sportsman of the year, i would say. And i'm having your harness and chalkbag now NYAHAHA. I'll give it back to you when you confess something. Phwoar. I love the confession game. Let the dude climb puas puas to the top, when it's time for you to run to the nearest railing to tie a double figure of eight on the belayer's side of the rope. xD (i think i better start watching out) Anyways, yesterday's rock climbing was cool, BECAUSE YUN WAS THERE of course. Along with our favourite severely altophobic Yuen Yen, afraid to jump off a boulder. Sadly, I didn't bring my camera. Besides that there's nothing much, just that i can do the black route on the far right of the bouldering section in TWENTY-FOUR POINT THREE SECONDS. Okayla i think Noel can do it in point three seconds. So... ______________________________________ Next up, we have a joy-bringing, fun-loving, bond-strengthening, joke-generating, laughter-spilling meet up with the famous xangathiathia and christoper@camp5 peeps. Along with a pudgy badger. Gosh, frankly, Chris is such a macha la.. he's like sooo cool with the accent and slang all... plus the charming character all.. wa A++ la.. and Cynthia jie jie.. Lampar i tell you, she has the capability to immerse herself in a conversation for, i guarantee you, more than 3 hours, non-stop. Yes, according to my ficticious calculations, she's wanelluva talker. It's like. ahh shiat. okay jon. try to, you know. be more sociable now. I mean like. reply her with a.. GOSH WHAT THE HELL. WHY DID YOU SAY THAT. OF ALL THE THINGS IN THE WORL... nevermind. ______________________________________ My other grateful experience is having a stomach ache in college. Toilets in Sunway? Perfect place to take out your 4 essential items. Premier tissue pack, HP iPAQ PocketPC(bejeweled), Sony Bean, and your pants. Fire Away. Speaking of the 20sen Premier tissue pack, I did a little survey as to why the tissue sleeves in the small tissue pack has to be folded so weirdly, till I have to consume such a large amount of time unfolding the tissue and folding it back into a neat four-layer setting, which, by the time i'm satisfied with the comfort of not having a weirdly-folded tissue in my hand, the cellucotton sleeve would have been dissolved by the sweat from my palms. So here's my tag. Answer this question: How would you design a portable tissue pack of 8, so that it would satisfy your preferences, assuming that your design possesses similar physical and hygenic characteristics to the existing market product? I tag one hundred of my friends, and whether you're included, is up to you. xD ______________________________________ Moving on on Jomi.TV, we have.... LEFT-HANDED BLOGGERS! And guess who the other one is. Ah. yes. that's correct! It's our very own, attractive-looking, forever-smiling, ACCA-pursuing, funky-sock-dancing, www.xanga.com/thiathia! For more information, please visit the link above. Where was I... Ah yes.. FINALLY. some common grounds! ACCA students, Lefties, Bloggers... Nyahaha. Awaiting to discover the rest. =] (Actually nothing much la, just proud that i've got some similarities with a celebrity of mine!) ______________________________________
I mean, saying "aiyah this one no need to study la" and "this is NOT coming out lar, how can it" are two, totally, completely, fully and wholly Different Things. Seriously, what were the chances lah. I seriously sat there, reading the question in the hall, holding my breath already bursting out with sorrowful laughter and joyful regret. Oh My F G. Colour.
on Thursday, November 02, 2006
at 1:04 AM Hmm. i don't really have anything to post about. well actually i do, but i'm on my mom's laptop since i've been deprived of my time to use the pc. I mean, then why don't you just wait until it's your turn rather than waste time on your mom's laptop writing rubbish when you can be productive in your academic achievements like DOING YOUR HOMEWORK for tomorrow's tutorial class so you wouldn't have to feel guilty about not performing up to your parent's standards and also not to feel lost and behind schedule in class and out of class despite the fact that you are already borrowing time from your future, which will soon not seemingly be there if you continue to adopt these negative habits, if i can say, might soon be an uneradicatable, unadjustable behaviour of personality obtaining the possibility of supressing probabilities of you trying to succeed in either convincing anyone that you are capable of breaking such habits, or even actually throwing them away.
(Holy crap that has GOT TO BE the longest sentence i've constructed since 5th December 1988) Sorry about the random blogger's mood. Supposed to be doing homework now, but was blogsurfing and just felt like posting. But no topic! so viola, a RANDOM one for you. Be back soon. Perahps with my new skin. xD
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My name is Jon without a H. They call me the boy who's in the wrong academic course - I'm doing ACCA. You'll figure out the rest. I sway in and out of basketball, rock climbing, frisbee and gym-ing as sports, but I always stick to graphic design and photography. My dream is to either start and develop an advertising and design company, or design and implement a revolutionary accounting and control system for a multi-national IT company. Sounds crazy? Watch me! Oh, and I'm a massive Taylor Swift fan.
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