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Labels: life around me, rediscovering myself

Well I'm supposed to have been finished with my mocks yesterday, but apparently my Financial Reporting paper has been postponed to this Wednesday, from 6.30 to 9.30pm. Geesh. MORE suffering. AT NIGHT.

So I thought woohoo no need to blog for another 4 days coz I have the excuse that my mock was postponed BUT NO I decided to commit myself to the improvement of my blogging experience. No more long breaks and laziness.

No more, I say!

So anyway last night, I was drowning myself in panic, having no idea what to blog about at all. You know the feeling which everyone is bugging you to update and you're constantly finding pictures to post, and thinking of ideas to write about. But I had not had any recent events with pictures, nor did I (my creativity seems to be deteriorating here) find any general things to write about. Until it just sparked in my mind. An idea. I think they symbolize it as this little thing.



Don't ask me why.

Annie weighs, I was reading an issue of Digital Camera and one of the main highlight was titled 'Your best black and white ever'. But being me, I never did not doubt (aiyaaa means i always doubted la - don't go and start reversing the reverse) my photography capability in comparison to these professionals, which I have lately found out to include Brian.

Screw brian. Screw external flash. I hate people with external flash.

BLAAAHHHH.

ANNIE WEIGHS. I decided to get off my giant, big, large, mammoth-like ass and go out for some night photography. In black and white.

Please comment!

Labels: the world in photos

Kin Meng spared me the chance to experience the most time wasting, nerve-wrecking, dumbest game in the galaxy.


Don't spoil your keyboard, though. It's just for fun. no intention of provocation and competition. Although I, too, have to boast my 5-second best.



Tell me your records. Enjoy!

Labels: rediscovering myself

You start off in the morning with a the usual mop on your head...





When it gets hot and humid at noon, pull it back and rest n' relax.





When your hair gets oily and heavy, go have a shower!





Comb it neatly and make a ju-on out of yourself.





Light and fluffy hair gets into your face when you're studying! so pin the irritating side back. And now you look emo!





And finally, after all the annoying hair is out of control, go to the darn saloon and chop it all off.





And maybe dye it a little.



Study time!

Labels: rediscovering myself

The life of a scrambled, tangled, unorganized acca student is unspeakable.

Soon, jomi. The freedom is near.

Labels: misc

For years I've been holding up patiently with my faithful phone, the Sony Ericsson k700i, which had been a real hit if I could walk backwards to three years ago. So lately I've been seriously and ecstatically studying my future mobile phones, from website to website, store to store, friend to friend, now considering that even my lecturers say it's necessary to change phones every 2 years.

But all hope was lost when I realized my low cash and bank balances depleting, signs of problems in liquidity, and parental supervision tautness in my organization.


I had only one choice.





Nope. I didn't buy a new phone. dooohhhh






Nope. They don't sell housings for the k700i.





Precisely.





Adoi I got it spray painted la, how else. and topped with a layer of acrylic, mind that. Okay let's skip all the boring details of how it turned out to look so good/terribly bad. And start with the dressing up, yea?

Here we go.













and Tadaa! The all-new Limited Edition k700i. wow, that was quick.

The front doesn't look so good. doooohhh. Didn't tape it properly. So now everywhere I go I'm always lying the phone facing down, exposing its voluptuous, sexy back.

slurp/rar/yum/moan.





JiggenSheed KaoTongue man. This is my longest-prepared shortest-post I possibly have ever done in my entire short life. It's actually mostly due to a whole hour spent on... omg! whoring! just for this.





Definitely going into my portfolio.


of some kind.

Labels: gadgets

I'll give you a hint. If you say you've figured it out...


You haven't.

Labels: expanding my knowledge

The blackout last night broke the 12am-onward power supply to my neighbourhood. As far as I knew, the outage had affected the city of Bandar Utama, but as far as the BU 11 Bridge. And the worst part, for me at least, is that I was doing an assignment, and poof, i thought my eyelids closed by themselves. All my work gone in an instant.



I guess no one loved blackouts, but oddly enough, I had a little fun this time. My grandad has been a real handyman throughout his life so he has everything under the sun from an electric drill to a karaoke microphone, to a cameraman vest, to a portable potty.

Over the years he's been passing on gadgets and gizmos to us three as he thouht that these things do not serve him any good at his current age. So he gave as almost seventeen thousand torches and spotlights.



My mom chupped the emergency fluorescent lamp to read her nonsense, but luckily I bathed before that because I would have used soap to wash my hair if I did any later. But anyway. we shined the big torch outside and annoyed the neighbours a little.

It was seriously pitch black in the streets. Could only see a few candles and torches behind the gates of some of the residents. And a big light-gun, of course. Haha it was fun.



But no doubt it destroyed my work and now I have to start all over again. So i'll have to criticize another Malaysian company for bad service. Or low security, for that matter.





Really bullocks man. And tahu pun, tenaga yang BERHAD.

Labels: malaysia boleh

A night ago, brother and I were out to buy some supper before watching heroes SE02EP01. We drove around uptown searching for any attractive bungkusable food of which we could get a quick bite, and we thought of some mee from Penang Mari in TTDI, so we turned around and headed there.

As I panicked at the sight of a surprise police road block in the distance, my brother insisted that it was nothing to be afraid of and calmed me down with a quick "JUST DRIVE LA STUPIBOI. There will always be three men shining torchlights to scare the shit out of you. Just sit back and show them your i.d. And also say terima kasih."

So we entered the queue through the one lane exit, waiting for the cars in front to get pass the check when it came to our turn. There were evidently 3 policemen standing there - one to blind the driver with a maglite an ask for i.d, one standing further in front to anticipate any getaways, and one behind to control traffic and open your boot.




There's just a quick lesson in conjunction with this festive season's more frequent police checks. It's called the Raya Pao-ings (Pao, as in to Tah Pao). Corruption goes very far just to earn a quick buck from you when your guard is down. They just have to catch a slight mistake of yours and they slap you with a big "SO?! how brudder? gaimana nak slesai skarang?"

So here's a set of tips to keep you a guilt-free and law-abiding citizen of Malaysia.

1. Seatbelts, P Stickers, and Road Tax



As simple as it says, always make sure that you have your stuff on your windscreen, and your seatbelt in the clicker. They catch you more off-guard nowadays. Some of the highway ronda come side-to-side with you, inches away, and peep at whether you've got your seatbelt on and that there are less than 4 passengers at the back.


2. Be Smart, Not Clever



There is still half of the Malaysian population who turn on their hazard lights while driving in heavy rain. It's quite clear that car lights that aren't permanent (blinking on and off) reduces ability of drivers behind to gauge distance between vehicles in a heavy rain condition. This would prevent unnecessary accidents on the road, thus minimizing the involvement of any officials. Meh.

3. Parking the Malaysian Way



Nowadays the tow trucks come around even more often then they are induced to, outside my college. As said, they just wanna earn a quick buck out of your carelessness, so be wise and make good decisions.


6. No need Fast No need Furious



Speeding is of course another nonessential. Well, driving too slow can also attract attention. So if you wanna have fun, go exhilarate yourself on the Karak Highway and not the North-South one, since they now have cicularisation e-mails of the speed cameras under the overhead bridges.


5. You Can Make a Difference



Lastly, make a decision not to tailgate. Nowadays I've been hearing a lot of stories of people purposely braking to cause a smash up with the tailgater, just for the fun of it. hahahahahaha the though of it makes me roll.


So remember to keep your head up this Raya as they will attack you in your slightest slack. Good luck!

Labels: malaysia boleh